CIGARETTE
A pitch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire at one end and fool at the other.




MARRIAGE
It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.



CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.



COMPROMISE
The art of dividing the cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.



SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



ATOM BOMB
An invention to end all inventions.



DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such away that you actually look forward to the trip.



OPPORTUNIST
A person who starts taking bath if accidentally falls into river.



OPTIMIST
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "I am not injured yet"



FATHER
A banker provided by nature.



POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.



TEARS
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.